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  1.  was gone a few days. Everything is different. I don't like change. It's scary and unfamiliar.

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    2. meade916

      meade916

      there several skins to choose from including "classic smd" which has close to the same colors.....hit the "themes" button on the very bottom to find one you like ?

       

       

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      ya seems diffrent havent been on in a minute either

  2. I know everyone is scared and worried. Computer troubles. I'll be back to my regularly scheduled schenanigans soon.

  3. Kanye is a gay fish.

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    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      My home town's claim to fame is a two story outhouse. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2528

  4. Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Why can't we all just get along?

  5. Brendan Dassey's conviction overturned!!!!

    1. Wicks

      Wicks

      Saw that....about time. Evidence against him was ridiculous.

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Agreed. He was clearly coerced.

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      I don't know how they convicted him in the first place.

  6. Apparently it's not nice to refer to women as "slot ports".

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      LOL, thats a new one to me, I like it.

    2. _paralyzed_
  7. Vid's like ninja's car flexing are what make me love car audio so much. Thanks dangaranga. Mad props ninja.

    1. diegoclass2010

      diegoclass2010

      x2 on this.. his car was the one that inspired and motivated me to build my car. i dint belive it was possible to have hairtricks from the trunk.

    2. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      thanks man. I do it for you guys. i destroyed my entire roof just for everyone that was there that wanted to experience the fusion. Hopefully it delivered. How back to fix everythign that is broken lol

    3. rocking.that.eclipse

      rocking.that.eclipse

      This build is awesome. I saw a few things and talked a little with ninja and I can't wait for it to be "done"

  8. Anyone have KLH home speakers back in the day? I thought I was bumpin so hard.

    1. Jessica

      Jessica

      my little bro had some klh sattelite speakers. they were pretty loud for the size

    2. Soccerballzs
    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      I still have my klh 4 way floor speakers with 15s. Still going good for the money

  9.  So no more imgur or photo bucket? Just drag and drop?

    1. Kyblack76
    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      I cant even figure out how to change my own status, lol

  10. In light of the Ferguson fiasco I think america needs to implement WWAGD for all police officers. What Would Andy Griffith Do?

    1. _paralyzed_
    2. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      it will be a cold day in hell before i let some fucking officers tell me when i have to go home when i am peacefully protesting and then start shooting rubber bullets and gas at me. Im shooting back and i can assure you it will not be rubber bullets. it will be something that they wont be able to wake up from. MOtherfuckers will just have to kill me..

  11. You recycle but you've got 4 kids. That's not helping the planet.

    1. iwannabeloud
    2. meade916

      meade916

      whats wrong with having 4 kids? one of them might save your life some day so maybe they are helping you just don't know it.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Good point. I just think the world is over populated. Or I did. Now you have me doing some critical thinking on the subject.

  12. I know he's a disgusting pedophile, but damn "Smooth Criminal" has a good beat.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Lots of his songs sound amazing. I applaud the producers, not him.

    2. aculous
    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      His music is very well produced plus he always wanted the best sounding also. SQL

  13. My oldest turns 20 today. I swear I was 20 just last week. What happened?

    1. Skullz
    2. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      you got old. My youngest is going to be 22 so I know the feeling. It only gets faster like blowing smoke through a key hole

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      My oldest just had her period...... Kill me

  14. Hoo Bangin' on the Transformers?

    1. Leo1103
    2. audiofanaticz
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I was so gangster growing up in rural minnesota. Drive bys on tractors and shit.

  15. When I'm having a bad day I can always come here and get a laugh. Nobody change. Well, that one dude should get off ebt...

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      ......so I can get on Emily's big titty

    2. _paralyzed_
    3. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      Get u sum groceries with Emily's big titties

  16. Slobbin' the diddly!

    1. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      That's about $20 out this way

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Actually it's "Slobbin the knudidlyob"

  17. Seriously though, can you change your avatar Ahmed? I don't want to look at that.

    1. Casket

      Casket

      Yeah, bout damn tired of looking at that shit.... lol

    2. Tecomah
  18. Did the Hardy Boys solve the case of the stolen M4, or what's going on with that?

    1. dangaranga

      dangaranga

      It was decided to not pursue it. That's all i'll say. whats done is done

    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      was this the craigslist caper?

  19. Who's watching the Powernation™?

    1. evermaxx
    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I didn't see it this morning but I watch all those car shows on Spike

  20. I like going in the out door. #giggity

    1. _paralyzed_
    2. Jessica

      Jessica

      all i saw was you like to pee out side.

  21. If you shove a spud up your butt, is it a prostato?

    1. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Of all the things you could contemplate, it had to be of the implications of inserting quantities of solanum tuberosum into one's rectum.

    2. _paralyzed_
  22. I am Dirk Diggler.

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm trying to be this dude.........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpH-BxiMWtM

    2. tyma1026
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