Awhitewookie

For the first time ever, I haven't given a shit about the new Call of Duty release. What has the world come to?

"Just because im 54 doesn't mean I've lost it, guys. I'd be all over him like a wet diaper "What.The.Fuck. Professor?!

Good lord my new sheets are comfy

Just counted 11 baby fish in my tank. Adults have been in there only a couple of days... Someone is laying it downnnn!

Anyone near Huntsville have a snake I can barrow?

Alright here we go: Mcgangbang with a buffalo ranch hot n spicy instead

Fastest car I've ever driven. 2007 twin turbo Vette. Mmm yussss

As I was paying rent, the guy working said "Thats a sick watch, man"Thanks Matt Hagood, I appreciate it. Thought you'd like to hear also Eric Murphy

"No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it"Beautiful

Lol Casey Arp how are you liking these refs?

Today at a fair, I saw a sign for a Footlong Cheeseburger. Naturally, my stomach-driven mind had to discover this beautiful work of art.IT WAS A SCAM!It was a burger, cut in half and put in to a footlong hotdog bun. What the fuck

Never saw myself sitting in the parking lot waiting the library to open. Yes, the library.

What are you doing?Nothing, absolutely nothing.What are you doing later?A whole lot more of nothing, and it feels great.

This Tennessee Georgia game is one of thr best football I've ever seen

Cashier: this is the most alcohol I've sold before noon.Its bid day ma'am. Also, your orange juice is sold out

Trailer Park Boys season 8 is on Netflix now YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Drove next to a bird so it got spooked and flew straight into the wall nearby. Day made

I love when people come to my work (especially walmart employees) complaining about the prices, but then turn around and tell me they don't trust walmart. Lolwut?

I love my 'nothing box'

Now thats how you ship a sub!Tons of respect for the seller. Shitty employees from shipping companies couldn't touch this thing

POLLAlright guys, which do you prefer and why?Cable clutch or Hydraulic clutch? Only want your experience and reasons why you prefer either oneI will take a cable clutch every day over a hydraulic one. Its perfect and a nice solid physical connection and also adjustable

Customers total was $14.50, he tossed me $20 and said "go buy some beer". He knows me well

My little sister insisted on making dinner and even gave us a menu. Nedless to say it is pretty dang creative and cute

This new fb messaging app is gay as fuck

Our DM just approved us to put "If you love it, lube it" on the advertisement board. Heh heh perfect...