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  1. Fastest car I've ever driven. 2007 twin turbo Vette. Mmm yussss

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      And not a pic or vid to be had?

      Meh...

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I drove a 3 cylinder Geo Metro once. 70 horsepower baby!

  2. As I was paying rent, the guy working said "Thats a sick watch, man"Thanks Matt Hagood, I appreciate it. Thought you'd like to hear also Eric Murphy

  3. "No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it"Beautiful

  4. Lol Casey Arp how are you liking these refs?

  5. Today at a fair, I saw a sign for a Footlong Cheeseburger. Naturally, my stomach-driven mind had to discover this beautiful work of art.IT WAS A SCAM!It was a burger, cut in half and put in to a footlong hotdog bun. What the fuck

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Id take it right now. Fcuking drunk an d hungry LOL.

  6. Never saw myself sitting in the parking lot waiting the library to open. Yes, the library.

    1. gally

      gally

      did you at least crank some bass while you were waiting to open?

      ??

    2. magillaru

      magillaru

      "reading is good...."

  7. What are you doing?Nothing, absolutely nothing.What are you doing later?A whole lot more of nothing, and it feels great.

  8. This Tennessee Georgia game is one of thr best football I've ever seen

  9. Cashier: this is the most alcohol I've sold before noon.Its bid day ma'am. Also, your orange juice is sold out

  10. Trailer Park Boys season 8 is on Netflix now YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      umm did you miss the ninja post about this lol

    2. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Great show! Funny as hell.

  11. Drove next to a bird so it got spooked and flew straight into the wall nearby. Day made

  12. I love when people come to my work (especially walmart employees) complaining about the prices, but then turn around and tell me they don't trust walmart. Lolwut?

    1. boom50cal

      boom50cal

      I had that all the time. WalMart employees that will spend 10-15% more just to not shop at walmart

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Too many little kids running freely in walmart

  13. I love my 'nothing box'

    1. gally

      gally

      did you build a box and forgot the port hole??

    2. Nick580
    3. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      He didn't move the port tho

  14. Now thats how you ship a sub!Tons of respect for the seller. Shitty employees from shipping companies couldn't touch this thing

  15. POLLAlright guys, which do you prefer and why?Cable clutch or Hydraulic clutch? Only want your experience and reasons why you prefer either oneI will take a cable clutch every day over a hydraulic one. Its perfect and a nice solid physical connection and also adjustable

  16. Customers total was $14.50, he tossed me $20 and said "go buy some beer". He knows me well

    1. scooter99

      scooter99

      Should've said "how much beer am I supposed to buy with $5.50? Can't even get buzzed off of that!!" Nope I was wrong, see Ken's post two up from this LMAO!!

  17. My little sister insisted on making dinner and even gave us a menu. Nedless to say it is pretty dang creative and cute

  18. This new fb messaging app is gay as fuck

    1. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      delete it, it can over ride your phone by agreeing to its conditions... pretty much spyware lulz

    2. ineeDBass419
    3. Smoove

      Smoove

      I removed it from my phone

  19. Our DM just approved us to put "If you love it, lube it" on the advertisement board. Heh heh perfect...

  20. 32" cadence18" FI sp415" Massive Audio dmx12" Boston Acoustics8" Sundown sa

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      To me.. one will SMASH all

  21. My mom kept telling me to leave to go get food but I insisted on staying. So this stubborn woman, knowing that I never stop eating, purposely ordered way too much room service and started cutting things in half to give to me. After all this time she is still taking care of me, even when Im here looking after her

    1. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      That is what a Mom is for go hug her!

    2. michigancapri92
  22. Need to make an attachment for my AC vent to go in my shorts if I ever plan on driving more than 20min.#firstworldproblems #texasheat

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    2. Lbox88

      Lbox88

      My old malibu had a vent under the steering column that pointed right at my nuts. Biggest thing I miss from that car.

    3. deathcards
    4. jdshott

      jdshott

      No ac in mine #texas heatwave

  23. Just had by far the best burger in my life. The sloppy burger ermagherdddd

  24. Nothing will replace the feeling I got when I walked in the house to surprise my mom before her surgery tomorrow and see her holding a picture of her sons, then turning around to see me, bursting into tears.Love your mothers. Be there for them no matter what, even if it means leaving work or some awesome event. They sacrifice everything for you. She took care of me for years and now its my turn to care for her.

  25. Holy shit. A customer just pulled in with a brake caliper hanging by the brake line

    1. slamingsuburban

      slamingsuburban

      had that happen to me somehow bolth bolts that hold it fell off i couldnt belive it one hell of a scare to

    2. nCOMP1337

      nCOMP1337

      A few years back, I changed my brakes and as soon as I took the caliper off, the brake pads crumbled. The caliper must have been holding it with enough pressure , I am surprised they didnt break before and start rubbing metal on metal.

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