Awhitewookie
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Instead of people making resolutions to go work out more, they should make the resolution to workout without having to tell everyone everyday that they went. That would be much more impressive
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Ill listen until the BS starts coming out. Like "last week I could only get 135 for 5, this week I got 225 for 5."
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LOL ^^
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Loving this $1.94 gas back home!
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$3.98 and has been that for about 7 months... Gotta love Guantanamo...
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its about 1,4 euro for a liter..the gas so thats about 1.6$ per liter...so win?
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4 liters to a gallon so you lose.
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When you try out a new salsa and it sucks.
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when you use a knife and leave chunks its not a salsa its pico de gallo. salsa is when you boil the peppers and tomato then blend them together. salsa can have some chunks but it has to be watery.. but all those canned salsas dont taste like home made
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@gunnem I always put it on after never thought of mixing it in while cooking, going to have to give that a try.
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I love wathcing people at walmart struggle with the self checkout machine. Some of the worst common sense ive ever seen
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yup.. sometimes i feel like snapping pictures to show you guys the yoga pants at the walmarts i go too
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Is it socially acceptable to walk into wallgreens with a beer?
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Plus you had to drive to get there, and you have to drive to get home... with a beer in your hand. DUI is no joke
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Social would depend on the observer - legally - not so much.
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so its not right to walk in with beer but its okay to walk out with beer? he never said he was drinking it
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Just walked past a guy in a t shirt and yoga pants.... thin yoga pants
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that question is for wookie
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LMAO ^
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Did you feel a little tickle in the inseem area of your pants
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Oh my god this guy just came in with stock tires at 100psi
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and how did they not blow out. wtf
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we have air some low pros upto 90 to seat the beads but i wouldnt drive on that, we get customers with 65psi in the tires of their 4door and wonder why they ride like sht lol
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going for MPG's LOL
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Just received a antibiotic shot in my ass. That was an interesting first time experience
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Interesting because this time he didn't get paid. I joke
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protein injections arent antibiotics.
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Thanks fuel filter for deciding to bukkake my body. Didnt even wine and dine me first
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lol bukkake
and lol ROLEX..lol
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ROFL
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suffocated on my cornbread while reading this..
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Just had by far the best burger in my life. The sloppy burger ermagherdddd
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true dat!!
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how tp get a BJ from a subwoofer?
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My mom traded in her car and got a Cadillac. That just screams "im an aging white woman". At least she doesnt act better than anyone
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At least it's not Mary Kay pink
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^^ That's your next color, right?
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Give it tome for free and I'd rock that fucker like a gangsta
The sad part is id blend right in
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Sonic: I was able to pick up and eat my extra long coney with my hands... I am disappoint
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lolol
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using a number between 0 and 1, how many bites did it take to finish it?
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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My sister is getting married today. Pure chaos is putting it lightly
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pics.
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nude pics?
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^haha
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Need to make an attachment for my AC vent to go in my shorts if I ever plan on driving more than 20min.#firstworldproblems #texasheat
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My old malibu had a vent under the steering column that pointed right at my nuts. Biggest thing I miss from that car.
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lbox lol
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No ac in mine #texas heatwave
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"Hey its Valentine's day! Let's go to Jiffy Lube 30 min before they open!"people I swear
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Fresh lube.
Flesh Tube..
Flesh light..
Everything's gonna be all right.
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damn it krakin i am sick and trying to laugh
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lol
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Whataburger spicy ketchup from HEB is nothing compared to it in-house at whataburger. I am disappoint
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Isn't HEB like a grocery store? Lol we don't have those on the west coast I think
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I actually like it better, got more spice to it.
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My little sister insisted on making dinner and even gave us a menu. Nedless to say it is pretty dang creative and cute
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Sold one my of old amps last night and am now using the money to buy a suit. Growing up problems
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Well so far... I'm alive. That's the best that I can say god dayyyyum
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Everyone meet Winston, my new Munchkin catI love this mother fucker. He already likes belly rubs
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So many people have enough information to have a conversation on a topic, but not enough to know what they are talking about
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Was buying some 4" lag bolts and this older latina lady cashing me out asked what they were for. I proceeded to tell her about the wall in me car and showed her pictures. Her response: "oh my husband loves big speakers, you will have to come by sometime and show me!"Book covers are deceiving
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"I usually take it to Walmart because its cheaper" Yea well I pulled your oil filter off and its our signed Jiffy Lube filter from 3-14-12...
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Anyone near Huntsville have a snake I can barrow?
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What the hell did Germany put in their breakfast? 5-0 come on
